Tara Reid’s Breasts At An All-Time Low
August 21st, 2006
Tara Reid’s breasts still remain a mystery to me. You see, I’ve spent my fair share of time in strip clubs and I’ve never seen a girl with fake boobs that sag. Usually, one of the reasons why someone would get implants is because their breasts hang lower than a turtle’s IQ. However, Tara seems to enjoy showing her not-so-funbags off by wearing little bikinis and low cut dresses. Does she not know that her boobies are a mistake? It’s as if she was high on coke when she got them done… but then again, most strippers are high 95% the time and their boobs look fine. So I guess the only way to solve this mystery is to go straight to the source and ask Dr.Frankenstein himself.
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