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This is seriously the funniest piece of news i’ve heard in a long time.It’s quite usual for stars to speak for a particular cause but this seems to be a role reversal.Jessica Simpson along with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have united to speak out against the homeless!! HOPAC, (Homeless Over Political Action Group) will draw on funds generated from the sales of Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Paris Hilton CD’s. The three will also contribute millions of dollars from their personal fortunes. The money will be used to bribe US congressmen and senators to draft legislation limiting the amount of oxygen homeless people can legally use.

“We don’t think it’s right that people who contribute nothing to our society should be allowed to keep breathing,” said Jessica Simpson, “They don’t make super great music like the three of us, and they weren’t born super beautiful. No, these mooches just spend their lives guilt-tripping good hardworking folk like us for our money.”“What do they have against owning a home anyway?” added Simpson, her voice rising with anger. “We all own at least seven! These losers really need to get with the program already. Buy yourself a home or get lost in the shuffle.” !

Along with planning an upcoming collaboration pop single entitled “A Public Despair” to promote their cause, the three are calling for the rounding up and execution of every homeless person in the country.We all just have so much in common! I’m so glad we all finally met,” said Britney Spears, “As a hotel heiress, Paris has been dealing with homeless bums her whole life. Jessica is from the South, and many of her family members are homeless too. And me! I married one. Biggest mistake I ever made.”

What can i say…………I’m still not able to get over this!!!!!;)

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