Pam Anderson’s Wedding news
October 9th, 2007
Listen up, brides-to-be: a couple of wedding planning tips you won’t find in a Martha Stewart magazine. From the NY Daily News
Welcome to holy matrimony, Pam Anderson-style. The bride wore a white denim miniskirt and the wedding cake was made of cardboard. Wedding planners had to bring in a fake wedding cake because they were given only one-day’s notice. The 40 guests enjoyed pigs in a blanket, macaroni and cheese, and tuna and lobster tacos.
Anderson announced [her and Salomon’s] union on her blog: “The Adventures of Scum and Pam Have Begun.”
If you want to class up your nuptials, take a page from Pammy here and have the guests toss condoms at you instead of rice. Serve Pabst Blue Ribbon in a can instead of champagne. Let the wedding party do their keg stands first. Park your Harley under the fishing pier. Bring enough meth for everyone. Make sure your pasties match your crotchless panties. Pull off the bride’s garter with your teeth. And don’t forget about graveside flower arrangements! They make great centerpieces, and they don’t cost you a fucking dime.
P.S. Tuna taco and pigs in a blanket? Jesus. It’s just begging a Michael Scott “That’s what she said.”
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