Screech Writes a Tell All

July 30th, 2008

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Since nobody wanted to pay to watch him give some skank a Dirty Sanchez, Screech has decided to cash in on his only real claim to fame by writing an exposé about his years on “Saved by the Bell.” According to Rush and Molloy

Dustin Diamond has a deal to pen a salacious tell-all about the ’80s hit [that] promises tales of “sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying.”

Unless Mr. Belding was balls-deep in cross-dressing Taiwanese boys and heroin addiction, I can’t think of anything I’d like to read less than a “behind the scenes memoir” of Saved by the fucking Bell. Except maybe the Feed & Seed catalog from cover to cover or that audit notice I got from the IRS yesterday.

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