Quickies: Divining Rod
March 26th, 2009
She was really kidding after years of clipping articles from wedding magazines–Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want to be married after all! (Socialite Life)
Who goes shopping in their lingerie? Apparently Jessica Taylor does. (The Grumpiest)
Kim Kardashian’s unphotoshopped Complex Magazine picture made it onto the internet. Oooopsy! (PopCrunch)
The Parisian girls go nuts for Zac Efron. Well of course they do, they’re used to wimpy girly men there, aren’t they? (INF Daily)
Bruce Willis used his penis keen ability to judge character when he chose his new wife. (The Blemish)
Is Sarah Jessica Parker’s stunt double hiding a horsetail under those granny panties? (CityRag)
Kelly Clarkson’s new album All I ever Wanted is at the top of the pop sugar shitpile. That’s not necessarily abad thing. (Pajiba)
Kanye West only hangs out with geniuses. Well, then where exactly does he fit in? (CelebNewsWire)
Mischa Barton is trying to add some definition to her soggy bottom via the Reebok Jukari Fit to Fly workout. (Bastardly)
The reason Guy Ritchie’s movies blow: He’s always in the pub! (Holy Moly!)
Doug Reinhardt is such a pussy it’s amazing he hasn’t started menstruating yet. (Celebslam)
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