Jewel Is Damaged Goods
March 27th, 2009
I’m glad that Jewel has nice legs to show off at least because as we’ve all found out the folksy cleavage queen lost her cleavage. Then again, she is walking with a cane, so in theory her legs are kind of damaged goods as well. Not to mention that weird cowboy next to her too. Oh what happened to poor sweet Jewel?! That should be the title of her next song. I could write a song about it. “Who Will Save Jewel’s Boobs!”
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