Quickies
April 7th, 2009

It would seem that Anna Faris has three sets of tits. Must come in handy around milkin’ time. (The Bastardly)
Surprise, surprise — Chris Brown pleads not guilty. (The Blemish)
Victoria Silvstedt might be old, but she still looks hot in a bikini. (The Grumpiest)
See what Snoop Dog would actually look like with deez nuts on his tonsils! (CityRag)
Demi Moore can’t pass up a hapless loser. (Fatback)
New Eminem leaks, and it’s just as shitty as the old Eminem. (Holy Moly)
Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are divorcing! (Bricks and Stones)
Amy Winehouse stages a topless protest! Grim melee ensues. (CelebNewsWire)
Remember when Marisa Tomei got naked? Now you do. (Mr. Skin)
How many dumb blondes can you fit on Hugh Hefner’s couch? Six, apparently. (Websters)
Either Brittany Murphy is wearing a Shakira wig, or somebody’s trying to pass off tumbleweed as hair. (CelebWarship)
Mickey Rourke’s real wrestling debut at Wrestlemania! (Celebrity Odor)
Madonna gets her freak on the Lindsay Lohan way — by pretending she’s a lesbian. (Socialite Life)
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