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Nick Cannon wants to fight Eminem for “dissing” Mariah Carey in his new song! (Hollywood Rag)

Kim Kardashian almost breaks an elevator. (Bricks and Stones)

Bar Rafaeli on a sex trapeze! (UseMyComputer)

The pregnancy rumors begin — Lindsay Lohan is reportedly gestating a fetus. (The Blemish)

Fergie actually looking semi-hot at Wango Tango. (The Bastardly)

Jordan and her gay are getting divorced! (Holy Moly!)

Meet Shitney Beers, the infinitely more tolerable but equally smelly version of Britney Spears. (omg blog)

Lady Gaga has some seriously fucked-up headgear. (Celebrity Odor)

Take turns licking J.J. Abrams ball sack — America loves the new Star Trek! (pajiba)

Jamie Lee Curtis as the Esurance girl? (Websters)

Miss California Carrie Prejean might lose her crown because of it, but pictures of Miss Rhode Island topless are apparently A-OK with the judges. (Post-Chronicle)

Jessica Simpson expecting twins! A Whopper with Cheese and four pounds of fried apple pie. (CelebSlam)

Famke Janssen panty upskirt. More like XXX-Men! Get it? (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Thank God Mariah Carey’s nipples distract from her flabby gut. (Glamzilla)

Hayden Panettiere finds sex “icky.” Maybe members of the Lollipop Guild reproduce by budding. (CelebNewsWire)

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