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Quickies: Two-Faced

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Hear the Erin Andrews 911 call in which she refers to herself as “the one who was filmed in a hotel naked.” (The Dirty)

Sexy Rebecca Romijn gets her dork on at Comic-Con. (UseMyComputer)

Are John Mayer and Jessica Simpson dating again? (Wonderwall)

True story: Lionel Richie is having sex with this three-inch-nippled skankwad. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Watch a porn star snort a condom and then pull it out of the back of his throat! (omg blog)

Apparently Sienna Miller’s puss powers didn’t take — he’s back with the wifey. (Celebitchy)

Lindsay Lohan is about to get her knees broke by hotel thugs… (Hollywood Rag)

… which explains why she’s gone and dyed her hair again. (Holy Moly)

Shia LeBeouf as Jesus. I’m pretty sure if you look, you go to hell. (WIMB)

Attention Bridget Marquardt: natural lighting is NOT your friend. (Evil Beet)

Kim Kardashian appears to have been raped and beaten by 1984. (Just Jared)

There are ten types of guys at a party — find out which one you are. (College Candy)

Michael Phelps bested by Nazis! (Pacific Coast News)

Taylor Momsen looks like a complete fucking idiot. (MoeJackson)

And speaking of looking like a fucking idiot, Drew Barrymore in a bow tie and sweatshirt. (Socialite Life)

See just how ugly Holly Madison was BEFORE all the plastic surgery. (CityRag)