America Rocks!!
July 4th, 2008
Mary Carey Bikini pics
June 21st, 2008
Brody’s Mom = MILF
June 7th, 2008
Marisa Miller Pics
May 8th, 2008
Five types of strippers
April 25th, 2008
THE PERFECT 10 GIRL
Could be new; could be a career girl. However, always totally gorgeous and has a smoking body. However, she gets by completely on her looks and works better as eye candy than as a lap dancer. Avoid this one unless you’re at an all-nude, no-touch club.
NEW KID ON THE BLOCK
This girl’s new to stripping. She’s often very pretty and usually is working her way through college. Her inexperience makes her inconsistent. She can be good or bad, depending on the girl. She might be too nervous to give a good show, but she might be more adventurous and “go that extra mile.” Take this gamble only if she’ll actually drink what you buy her from the bar.
THE LIFER
This girl is way past her prime. She may have been hot 15 or 20 years ago, but too many kids, too much drinking and too much smoking has taken its toll. The other girls won’t tip her even if they’re using your money. Don’t be surprised if she’s related to the club owner.
BAIT-AND-SWITCH
Watch out for these girls as they cover a variety of demographics. These strippers are out for fast cash and don’t have any regular customers. They prey on the new guys. Their m.o. is to promise or imply extras, especially if they quote you a specific tip amount, but never deliver. Test for this one by getting the $20 couch dance before buying time in the back room.
THE CAREER GIRL
Unless you’re looking for a specific body type, you’re going to have your best time with this girl. She’s usually a 6 to an 8 - hot enough to fulfill the stripper fantasy, but not perfect. Realistically, they often have a boyfriend or husband, they’re a working mother and a little older (late 20s or early 30s). However, she’s got a stock of regulars, and she’s figured out the biz. She knows how to show a good time, she’s a good provider and definitely worth the money.
This reminds me, I need to wash my car
April 14th, 2008
Emma Bunton bikini candids
April 8th, 2008
Cameron Diaz’s Legs in GQ
April 8th, 2008
Here’s Cameron Diaz in the latest British GQ for no good reason other than giving us a look at her incredible legs (and talking about how much she likes boys). I’ve done quite a few posts on Cameron’s legs (see here, and here), but it always seem like they’re never enough. Go figure.
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Heidi Cortez Pic Post
April 3rd, 2008
Hulk Hogan’s New Girl of the Day
April 3rd, 2008
She’s ugly, has fake tits and looks like an older version of his daughter and younger version of his wife, making Hulk feel like he’s living the good life he could only dream of back when he was growing up wrestling alligators at Busch Gardens..before he was the Hulkster….
