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Several of Britney Spears’ former employees and friends are banding together in an effort to boycott her latest album “Blackout.” Female First reports

The group - who include a former bodyguard, a backing dancer and a make-up artist, as well as several old friends - want fans to contact Britney’s record label Jive, her management team and MTV to air their concerns. Writing on their MySpace page, they begged: “Our message is simple, don’t buy her stuff until she’s better. Let them know you’ll buy her album, but not until she is clean and sober.”

Let me see here… Britney’s managed to alienate her mother, her former manager, her latest manager, her former lawyer, her judge, her former assistants, her fans, Paris Hilton, Criss Angel, Justin Timberlake, Tricky Stewart and now her former body guard, back up dancers and makeup artists. Wow. You usually don’t get those kinda numbers without pulling down your pants on the playground or setting fire to a couple of churches. Leave it to Britney to succeed where so many arsonists and perverts have failed before. Well, at least she still has Taco Bell and cigarettes! Burrito Supremes and Marlboro Lights never turn their backs on anyone.

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Britney and K-Fed attended their first court-ordered class at the Beverly Hills Hotel yesterday morning. People magazine says

The Parenting Without Conflict program… teaches cooperative parenting and communication skills. Part of the program is doing drills called “polite requests.” “Instead of saying ‘You’re always bringing the kids home late because you’re an insensitive jerk,’” explains a supervisor for the program, “We teach parents instead to say ‘When you bring the kids home late, I feel like you’re not valuing my time, and I feel hurt or angry as a result.”

TMZ adds

Sources say Britney was actually looking forward to discussing parenting with her ex — however, after arriving at the location, Brit was distraught and seen bawling like a baby in the bathroom. It’s only the third time Brit and K-Fed have been in the same room since they separated.

I guess it’s hard to make “shut your fuckin’ legs, bitch — I can’t breathe!” and “I hate you and wish you were dead” a polite request. Hard, but not impossible. All Kevin had to do is adopt less accusatory phrasing and add a “please” or “could I trouble you to…” to his entreaty. Voila! — polite. That also works great in public settings with people you don’t know. For example, let’s say the waiter brings you a regular beer instead of a light. Make direct eye contact, smile, speak from your diaphragm and say, “I see here that you brought me a regular Corona. While I appreciate the gesture, I ordered a Corona Light.” Or maybe some guy lights up next to your asthmatic child at the park. Once again speaking from the diaphragm, annunciate clearly and say, “Hey, faggot! If you don’t put out that cigarette in the next ten seconds, I’m going to stab your mom and your sister the throat with this rusty kitchen knife because I know where they fucking live. Thanks.” Follow that up with a firm handshake and a sincere smile and enjoy the ensuing social pleasantry wherever you go!

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It’s easy to kick someone when their down which is why everyone and their moms are standing in line for a chance to bash Britney Spears and her horrendous VMA performance.

Music mogul Simon Cowell has slammed Spears’ MTV Video Music Awards appearance - insisting he wouldn’t have let her perform if he was her manager. You and the rest of the world!

He says, "If I had been looking after Britney I’d have taken one look at her in rehearsals and I wouldn’t have allowed her on stage. The song wasn’t right, the image wasn’t right and she just wasn’t rehearsed.

"The problem she has now is that she could have killed her career. It’s difficult to come back from that performance, for a while at least."

Despite getting bashed by the critics, the big bosses at ’Extra’ have invited Britney to their studios to "show the world what you’ve got". They released the following statement: "’Extra’ is opening its doors to Britney Spears for a second chance at a comeback.

"We’ve made the call to Spears, inviting her to perform at ’Extra’ on our stage in Los Angeles or in Las Vegas at the Extra Lounge in Planet Hollywood’s Hotel and Resort.

Homegirl needs damage control and she needs that shit fast! Another ’comeback’ performance is the last thing she needs–especially if it’s anything like her VMA performance.

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Ok, what can i say. Last night on the MTV VMA’s a train wreck occurred. I just don’t know how else to put it. If you missed it, the video is here. Kinda disappointing, if you ask me. I mean sure it was a colossal failure — I’ve seen lip syncing performed with more vigor and flair at the lip syncing talent competitions my Elementary School used to host every year — but it wasn’t the colossal failure of epic proportions we were all hoping for. I mean, wasn’t she supposed to fuck up a magic trick or something? Hello

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Although many have reported that Criss Angel and Britney Spears are dating, sources close to the illusionist say that he is just a "press whore" and is only hanging out with Britney to get more famous. Page Six reports:

Angel - who just signed a 10-year deal with the Luxor in Las Vegas that will net him almost $10 million a year - was "ecstatic" when his manager, Jeff Kwatinetz, asked him to meet with Spears, who was interested in using illusion in her VMA performance this Sunday. The two "hooked up the night they met" and Angel has been "using her to get press ever since," we’re told. A Vegas spy said, "He doesn’t even really talk to her when they go out. This weekend at [club] LAX, they weren’t seated at the same table, but when the paparazzi were around he jumped in all the pictures. . . . The paparazzi all have his number."

I totally understand, man. You have to get your face out there. And what better way to do that than to be in pictures with Britney Spears. They’ve been seen together about seven times now, so it looks like it’s working. At last count, that puts him right behind her kids but with a slight lead over the guy at the drive-thru window at Taco Bell.

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This is seriously the funniest piece of news i’ve heard in a long time.It’s quite usual for stars to speak for a particular cause but this seems to be a role reversal.Jessica Simpson along with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have united to speak out against the homeless!! HOPAC, (Homeless Over Political Action Group) will draw on funds generated from the sales of Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Paris Hilton CD’s. The three will also contribute millions of dollars from their personal fortunes. The money will be used to bribe US congressmen and senators to draft legislation limiting the amount of oxygen homeless people can legally use.

“We don’t think it’s right that people who contribute nothing to our society should be allowed to keep breathing,” said Jessica Simpson, “They don’t make super great music like the three of us, and they weren’t born super beautiful. No, these mooches just spend their lives guilt-tripping good hardworking folk like us for our money.”“What do they have against owning a home anyway?” added Simpson, her voice rising with anger. “We all own at least seven! These losers really need to get with the program already. Buy yourself a home or get lost in the shuffle.” !

Along with planning an upcoming collaboration pop single entitled “A Public Despair” to promote their cause, the three are calling for the rounding up and execution of every homeless person in the country.We all just have so much in common! I’m so glad we all finally met,” said Britney Spears, “As a hotel heiress, Paris has been dealing with homeless bums her whole life. Jessica is from the South, and many of her family members are homeless too. And me! I married one. Biggest mistake I ever made.”

What can i say…………I’m still not able to get over this!!!!!;)

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