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I’ve often wondered, “When is the appropriate time to wear a fur stole?” A real fur stole — one with the face still attached and taxidermied eyes — not some of that fake rabbit shit they sell at Kohl’s. Is it at a polo match in Monte Carlo? Dinner and drinks at the top of the Empire State building? In your secret lair, over a cocktail and the blueprints for a machine that will destroy the world? In a word, no. As demonstrated by singer Paulina Rubio, the correct answer is “on the beach in a bikini.” Technically the dog she’s holding is still alive, but you still get a pretty good idea of how it will look. All she’s lacking is the monacle and gilded cane and a pocket watch sewn into her triangle top and the ensemble is complete! British accent sold separately.

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In an attempt to get Ali Lohan’s movie career rolling, mother Dina sent her 14-year-old daughter to a meet-and-greet with a porn producer. According to MSNBC

In [last Sunday's] episode [of "Living Lohan,"] Ali appears at a casting call for a role in the upcoming horror flick “Troll.” One of the men [she interviewed with while she was there] was Peter Davy — the man-behind-the-cam on “Breast Wishes 14,” “Texas Crude” and “Bun Sisters 12” — a fact that publicity-loving momager Dina was supposedly unaware of until TMZ broke the news.

Mama Lohan [is reportedly] steaming mad and “ready to roll heads,” about the mix-up.

There are certain types of hairless rats kill their young immediately after birth. Of course, they kill because of the same genetic anomaly that makes them hairless also makes them unable to lactate. Dina Lohan doesn’t have any excuse.

Ali in Barely Legal Teen Vogue:

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Normally I don’t post porn stars but come on!

As further proof that a college education is overrated, adult entertainment company Digital Playground has signed 19 year-old Gabriella Fox as their newest, exclusive contract girl. Hailing from California, this young bombshell brunette got her start in the adult industry with the agency Adult Talent Managers. She now joins stars Jesse Jane, Sophia Santi, Stoya and Shay Jordan as Digital Playground’s exclusive talent.

Well I think that just about sums it up pretty nicely don’t you?

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Jennifer Aniston snapped pictures of boyfriend John Mayer as he performed at the Hard Rock Calling Festival in Hyde Park on Saturday. According to Us Weekly

“Jennifer must have taken about 10 photos during Mayer’s set,” [says] a source. When Mayer exited the stage, Aniston “wrapped her arms around his neck.”

What do you want to bet those pictures end up in a shrine along with a lock of his hair, a gris-gris, and the womb of a white rabbit soaked in rainwater? Jennifer’s going to be pregnant by the end of the year. Mark my words, people.

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Given the recent success of the Sex And The City movie, the most hotly anticipated film of 1997 is finally here: a movie version of the TV series “Friends.” According to Daily Mail

Cast members Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow and David Schwimmer will reprise their roles for a big-screen adaptation ‘within the next 18 months’, according to insiders. The project… will be produced by Warner Bros.

An R-rated version of Friends means we can expect to see Rachel’s and Monica’s tits and hear Chandler bandy about the f-word and see a lot more ass in Joey’s sex scenes, all without a laugh track. I’m sure people are going to want to cough up $8.50 for that kind of ground-breaking cinema. Or they could just wad up the eight-fifty and take a dump on it. Either way, you’re sure to get your money’s worth.

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Amid rumors of discord in the Playboy Mansion between Hugh Hefner’s youngest girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson, and his other ladies, Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt, actress Anna Faris, who stars in the upcoming film “The House Bunny,” has been named Hef’s honorary fourth girlfriend.

Faris has been spending a good deal of time at the Mansion and in an interview last week said to watch for the September issue of Playboy.

Meanwhile Wilkinson is said to be planning her exit from “The Girls Next Door.” A friend of the 23-year-old says the rules at the Mansion, which include a curfew and a “no dating other men” policy, are just too hard for her to follow.

    “She’s definitely out,” her friend said. “There are too many rules and Holly and Bridget want her gone. They’re so mean to her.”

    “She goes out all the time really late and parties,” her pal says. “She’s definitely been linked with other guys . . . She likes rappers and sports guys.”

The friend also says that Kendra was never really one of Hef’s girlfriends, but was cast for the show because they needed “a young hot girl’ because Holly and Bridget are “old.” (Holly is 28 and Bridget is 34).

“Holly and Bridget hate her,” she told Page Six. “They’re totally jealous. She has her own empire now. She’s got a clothing line, a modeling career and an exercise empire. They’re just sitting there hangin’ with Hef.”

According to A rep for Playboy, “Hef has always been clear that the girls were his girlfriends before the show was even signed off on. This is all news to me. We’re going to be launching Season 5 of “The Girls Next Door” in the fall and everyone’s happy and having a good time.”

The air was noticeably chilly between Kendra and the other girls at the annual Fourth of July bash at the mansion. According to eye witnesses “They didn’t even exchange glances.”

“I don’t know what happened, but Kendra made sure to keep her distance.”

Kendra was also notably absent from a recent segment with Paul Heyman on “The Heyman Hustle.” Check out Holly’s response when Paul asks if they really hate Kendra!

So who do you believe? The friend who says Kendra was never really one of Hef’s girlfriends or the Playboy rep who says she was? Do you think Kendra is ready to fly the coop?

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The Playboy Cyber Girls launched some awesome new swimwear yesterday at Set nightclub in Miami. In conjunction with InGear, leading supplier of beach, resort and casual fashion, the gorgeous models definitely did justice to the beautiful bikini wear.

The Swimwear Miami 2008 runway show also featured a line of surf boards that are manufactured by Wallin. The models included Playboy Miss October 2005 Kimberly Holland.

Check out all of the photos below.

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