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So, the last time we saw It’s been a while since we last saw Jessica Simpson looking hot out in public, but it was well worth the wait. Man, does she look good! If that tank top was any tighter, or a tad more see though, my briefs would spontaneously combust. As of now, they’re just a little above room temperature - and quickly rising!, she really left a lot to be desired, like actually wearing a complete bikini, and not covering up the bottom part with some horrendous orange shorts. Well, in these Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures, she’s doing it right, and not only is she not wearing anything to cover up, she’s also got her ass up in the air, for all to see.

On closer inspection, though, I’ve got to say that maybe Jennifer’s bikini bottoms are a little too small, and she might want to cover up a bit more. Maybe to cover at least as much as her old tan line. Then again, I guess we don’t have to wonder about her grooming regimen.

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JESSICA SIMPSON AND CO SPEAK OUT AGAINST THE HOMELESS!!

Yes, Jessica, we believe you. Your daddy loves his little girl, but not in an inappropriate way. He would never want to ogle your breasts and he surely never talked momma Tina into playing the at-home version of Newlyweds, complete with Ken Paves wigs. He just likes to take pictures of you while you’re on a bed, wrapped in a sheet, and looking as relaxed and fulfilled as that lady in the old Calgon ads. But he didn’t ask you to think about dildos while he was taking those pictures, so that’s gotta count for something.

The above picture of Jessica was taken by Joe Simpson. While daddies taking pictures of their daughters is a totally normal occurrence, usually it involves a small child in a frilly dress chasing a lady bug and the dad competing for attention, saying, "Look over here, honey, look at the SpongeBob." When the girl has matured and needs some pics to show the world that, even though her sister has stolen her identity, she’s still got it. These are pictures that will be pinned up in Army barracks. Usually Daddy leaves that to a professional photographer, one who can fantasize about the girl without mentally breaking a dozen laws. But Jessica explains that there’s nothing at all creepy about Joe noticing his daughter’s sexual attributes (mainly those double-D’s he loves to talk about).

No, I’ve had double D’s for a long time. Are you kidding? No. My family is extremely close. I talk to my mom about my sex life. That’s not something that creeps me out. We’re Podunk Southern. And my dad is very open about his ideas and…it’s disgusting that people would actually think…people are making a judgment on something that is false.
Refuting icky insinuations of incest by saying you’re "Podunk Southern" may not be the best way to handle the situation. That’s like saying, "I can’t possibly be an alcoholic; I’m a WASP."

So, the big rumour that’s spreading around the Interweb again is whether or not Jessica Simpson had sex with Bam Margera of Jackass. And while no one is saying anything outright, Bam’s appearance on the The Howard Stern show this past tuesday has brought the story back into the light. It’s hard to tell truth from fiction, but thankfully, ContactMusic CityRag did the hard work of putting the pieces together.

Margera’s former fiance, Jenn Rivell, told a Pennsylvania radio show in 2005 that Simpson and Margera had sex while the pop star was still married to Nick Lachey. At the time, Bam’s father Phil Margera also told Philadelphia radio deejays Preston + Steve his son admitted bedding Simpson. Stern interrogated Margera on his show, asking about the night the two spent together while she was filming The Dukes of Hazzard with his Jackass co-star Johnny Knoxville. Margera said the relationship was blown out of proportion, but admitted he "bumped into Simpson", which caused his fellow Jackass co-star Steve-O to say suggestively, "Yeah, BUMPED into her!" Margera claims they "wound up at her parents house drinking margaritas and it went from there" and said afterwards he "left at eight in the morning". When Stern asked Margera if Simpson looked good naked, he said she had a personal trainer for the film adding, "Yeah, she looked good. I can’t deny that!"

So did they do it? Maybe, but if so, Jessica Simpson is officially off my list, because that shit is dirty. Of course, one should also keep in mind that both Jessica and Bam each have a movie opening this week, and there’s nothing better than publicity to sell movie tickets. Well, aside from a good movie, but if you don’t have that, go for the publicity.

And speaking of movie openings, here’s Jessica Simpson at the premiere of Employee of the Month, with more after the jump. For obvious reasons, I’m not posting any pictures of Bam Margera.

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Jessica Simpson needs some loving, but she thinks her fame is scaring men away. In fact, Jessica is desperate to be in love.

I think I’m too hard to be in love with. It ends up on the cover of every magazine. I scare people away. I’m a lot to take on.

I wish I was in love, I need to be in love. Wow! A super-needy celebrity, who would have guessed? But I have a feeling it’s Jessica’s single-digit IQ that’s driving the men away. Having big breasts is all well and good, but unless your relationship consists of nothing but naked boob groping, your bound to have to sit through a conversation or two. Not exactly Jessica’s strong suit.

More for The Sun SEXY Jessica Simpson can’t find love because she says she frightens men off.

And she says she’s desperate for someone to love.

The Dukes Of Hazzard babe has been linked to a string of suitors since her divorce from Nick Lachey but none of the relationships have worked out.

She said: "I think I’m too hard to be in love with. It ends up on the cover of every magazine. I scare people away. I’m a lot to take on."

She added: "I wish I was in love, I need to be in love."

Jessica was recently linked to singer-songwriter John Mayer but that only lasted a few days.

The 26-year-old also admitted she has no regrets about ending her three year marriage to Nick.

She explained: "I’m so proud of that relationship that I was in. I’m proud of the marriage that I had and I think that Nick is an amazing man.

"I regret nothing and it made me who I am right now. And right now who I am, I am so in love with. I am so happy with who I am. It’s all about the journey."

And speaking of Jessica Simpson’s breasts…

Also look: Jessica on the Today Show

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Just a quick post here at Thatgirlsite.com about Jessica Simpson. I just saw her performance on the Today Show and her voice was really struggling. She just needs to shut up and not sing anymore. Here’s an idea, how about just walking around in a bikini? Just a thought. More below:

From Aol Jessica Simpson finally sang on the Today show Friday, although on doctor’s orders, she could only whisper when speaking to host Matt Lauer.

Simpson had previously been scheduled to sing songs from her new album, A Public Affair, on Tuesday, the day the disc was released, but was forced to cancel due to a bruised vocal cord.

But on Friday morning, Simpson, a rose tucked behind her ear and sporting a short haircut and checkered short shorts, sang her single "I Belong to Me" outdoors at New York City’s Rockefeller Plaza before a polite and attentive crowd - and an army of paparazzi.

"I love you," she said to fans.

Between numbers, Simpson drank something medicinal prepared by her vocal coach and which Lauer described as "gnarly looking - I don’t even want to know what it is."

"I don’t want to know, either," said Simpson, flashing a brown potion inside a glass canister. She then told the audience, "My voice is shot," before going into "With You," which she called "the T-shirt song" (for its lyric, "With nothing but a T-shirt on/ I never felt so beautiful/ Baby, as I do now/ Now that I’m with you").

"I have no voice," she said afterwards to Lauer, explaining that the problem wasn’t laryngitis. "I bruised a blood vessel in my vocal cords. I don’t know if I had, like, a screaming, crying attack, or a coughing attack, or a sneeze or what."

When she learned of her diagnosis just as she was scheduled to begin promoting her album, Simpson said her reaction was "Oh, dang it!" But, she said, she promised to make good on any cancelled appearances (she’d postponed a visit to the Late Show with David Letterman and stopped by - but didn’t sing on - MTV’s TRL on Tuesday).

Thursday night at the MTV Video Music Awards, Simpson presented the best dance video trophy to the Pussycat Dolls.

"The VMAs were a blast," she told Lauer. "I was only there for a little bit."

She didn’t go to any parties afterward? "If I did," she said, "I wouldn’t be here today."

Simpson didn’t talk about her personal life on her Today appearance, but said of her "feel-good" album, "It has my heart all over it."

Jessica Simpson finally managed to sing on the Today show today after previously canceling due to a "bruised blood vessel in [her] vocal cords." And although her vocal cords stood up to a few minutes of intense yelling and screaming, she was forced to whisper to Matt Lauer during the interview. Which seems like the classic Jessica Simpson thing to do, because she loves hamming it up for the camera. She can be cute as a button, but she has a habit of acting like an ass whenever she thinks she might get a little attention. You know that thing singers do when they pretend they’re really into their music and hold up their hands? That’s what Jessica Simpson does, but she does it with her entire face and body. It’s annoying as hell, and the only people it’s impressing are her dad and the imaginary cartoon squirrel she talks to when she’s alone.

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Jessica Simpson is dating these days with singer and song writer John Mayer as per the rumors.

She seems quite happier these days with her new found love and is back with full force into the dating world. Mayer is currently heading a tour along with Sheryl Crow. Show was launched on August 24 and Jessica Simpson is going to join the show in Jones Beach on Wednesday night.

Jessica is currently busy with promotion of her new album in New York. She is currently having a bruised vocal cord so any performances could be ruled out. Mayer is suffering with laryngitis due to which he had to cancel his Hartford appearance with Crow on Saturday.

Two singers know each other since long and were last seen together at Clive Davis’s pre-Grammy’s party in Beverly Hills. Jessica Simpson was out of dating arena since her divorce with her hubby Nick Lachey in November 2005. There is also a rumor that Simpson might be involved with other actors which could include Jared Leto and comic Dane Cook. Let’s wait and watch as time will tell us the truth.

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This is seriously the funniest piece of news i’ve heard in a long time.It’s quite usual for stars to speak for a particular cause but this seems to be a role reversal.Jessica Simpson along with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have united to speak out against the homeless!! HOPAC, (Homeless Over Political Action Group) will draw on funds generated from the sales of Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Paris Hilton CD’s. The three will also contribute millions of dollars from their personal fortunes. The money will be used to bribe US congressmen and senators to draft legislation limiting the amount of oxygen homeless people can legally use.

“We don’t think it’s right that people who contribute nothing to our society should be allowed to keep breathing,” said Jessica Simpson, “They don’t make super great music like the three of us, and they weren’t born super beautiful. No, these mooches just spend their lives guilt-tripping good hardworking folk like us for our money.”“What do they have against owning a home anyway?” added Simpson, her voice rising with anger. “We all own at least seven! These losers really need to get with the program already. Buy yourself a home or get lost in the shuffle.” !

Along with planning an upcoming collaboration pop single entitled “A Public Despair” to promote their cause, the three are calling for the rounding up and execution of every homeless person in the country.We all just have so much in common! I’m so glad we all finally met,” said Britney Spears, “As a hotel heiress, Paris has been dealing with homeless bums her whole life. Jessica is from the South, and many of her family members are homeless too. And me! I married one. Biggest mistake I ever made.”

What can i say…………I’m still not able to get over this!!!!!;)

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Tara Reid’s breasts still remain a mystery to me. You see, I’ve spent my fair share of time in strip clubs and I’ve never seen a girl with fake boobs that sag. Usually, one of the reasons why someone would get implants is because their breasts hang lower than a turtle’s IQ. However, Tara seems to enjoy showing her not-so-funbags off by wearing little bikinis and low cut dresses. Does she not know that her boobies are a mistake? It’s as if she was high on coke when she got them done… but then again, most strippers are high 95% the time and their boobs look fine. So I guess the only way to solve this mystery is to go straight to the source and ask Dr.Frankenstein himself.

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Someone once said, “if you love something let it go … if it comes back, it is yours. If doesn’t, it never was”. Such was the experience for Jessica Simpson when she had to make the tough decision of letting go for her husband Nick Lachey.

Although Nick never came back, Vanessa the gorgeous MTV host and Nick’s new girl friend seems to be worried about what Nick and Jessica share. People walk in and out of our lives but only few seem to leave a mark. Looks like Jessica Simpson has left a very evident mark in Nick’s life … a mark that his gal Vanessa is still trying to out do.

Well all we can do is to continue to love our star and hope for the best for her and for her ‘EX’.