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Two things:

1. Hot corn.

2. Butt.

That out of the way, on to the bigger story: Jessica Simpson would be nestled up against an Oscar right now if her jerk-off dad hadn’t gotten in the way of the role of a lifetime. People magazine reports

“The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star,” Jessica’s father and manager, Joe Simpson, [said] at Thursday’s ABC Television Critics Association party. “We were promised we would win an Oscar with that… I was like, ‘Eh, we’ll just buy a [statue of a] little man and keep our clothes on.’”

Because if anybody’s going to be seeing Jessica Simpson naked and taking two wieners at once, it’s going to be Joe, goddammit, and one of those wieners is going to damn well be his. You can tell by all the “we” talk he’s working there. Only stage mothers at “Little Miss” pageants and incestual ex-preachers talk like that. Or sometimes crazy people speaking to their reflections about their plans to take over the world. But I’m not crazy. Since changing my meds, it’s mostly just “My, we look pretty today, don’t we?” or “Tricksy hobbitses stole it from us. My precioussss!” and a lot of raw-fish eating.

Despite reports that Jessica Simpson has distanced herself from her dad Joe Simpson and was set to pursue her career in her own selected direction a report from Us Weekly claims that Jessica Simpson has fired her agent after he got into a tiff with Joe.

Jessica Simpson has fired Brandt Joel, her agent at CAA, and is now being represented by Rick Nicita also of CAA. “Brandt got into a huge fight with Joe Simpson,” said a source. “Joe is constantly trying to butt in and he doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing. Jessica took her father’s side and fired him.”

This has come as quite a suprise to many people as a Us Weekly just reported last week that Joe may had been losing his one-time iron grip on Jessica Simpson and sister Ashlee Simpson citing sources that claimed the girls have had enough.

At this moment all we can say is ‘hold on Mr.Simpson…it could be your turn next’..;)

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