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So, the last time we saw It’s been a while since we last saw Jessica Simpson looking hot out in public, but it was well worth the wait. Man, does she look good! If that tank top was any tighter, or a tad more see though, my briefs would spontaneously combust. As of now, they’re just a little above room temperature - and quickly rising!, she really left a lot to be desired, like actually wearing a complete bikini, and not covering up the bottom part with some horrendous orange shorts. Well, in these Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures, she’s doing it right, and not only is she not wearing anything to cover up, she’s also got her ass up in the air, for all to see.

On closer inspection, though, I’ve got to say that maybe Jennifer’s bikini bottoms are a little too small, and she might want to cover up a bit more. Maybe to cover at least as much as her old tan line. Then again, I guess we don’t have to wonder about her grooming regimen.

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So, the last time we saw Jennifer Aniston in a bikini, she really left a lot to be desired, like actually wearing a complete bikini, and not covering up the bottom part with some horrendous orange shorts. Well, in these Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures, she’s doing it right, and not only is she not wearing anything to cover up, she’s also got her ass up in the air, for all to see.

On closer inspection, though, I’ve got to say that maybe Jennifer’s bikini bottoms are a little too small, and she might want to cover up a bit more. Maybe to cover at least as much as her old tan line. Then again, I guess we don’t have to wonder about her grooming regimen.

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Jesus! Hayden Panettiere only turned 18 a couple of days ago and she’s already got her first Got Milk ad facial. What next? A sex tape?

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Bridget Moynahan delivered a baby boy in Los Angeles yesterday. The baby’s father is three-time Super Bowl winning quarterback, Tom Brady, who split with Moynahan in early December. People says:

Mother and baby are doing well," her publicist, Christina Papadopoulos, tells People. The actress, 36, announced in February that she was expecting her first child with her ex-boyfriend, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, 30. The couple split in December after a three-year relationship."

Whatever. I hate this kid. By kindergarten he’ll be getting laid more than I am.

Bridget Moynahan ready to pop on August 8th.

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After many years of controversy surrounding the historic label started in 1991, Suge Knight has decided it’s time to pull the plug on Death Row Records. In an interview with Pagesix.com, Knight stated that he made his decision after he made two visits to the City of Refuge Church, near his hometown of Compton, near L.A., where the preachers eerily gave him the same message on two separate occasions.
“You’ve got to be able to let the past go, and move forward to the future,” he quoted Jones as saying. Two weeks later, Knight heard Jakes, who was visiting from Texas, say, “You can’t keep living in the past. God gives you a chance to move on.”

“They talked about the same thing, and it felt like they were talking straight to me. I don’t want to be tied up with this for years. I want to move on with my life in a more positive direction.”

The label, which birthed the West Coast hip-hop sounds of Tupac Shakur, Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre, has been struggling in the last couple of years. Knight has been battling it out in Bankruptcy Court after being successfully sued by Lydia Harris who won a $106 million judgment against Death Row by claiming that her husband, Michael Harris, now doing 28 years in prison, co-founded the label and was entitled to a 50 percent stake in it.

Although the bankruptcy court wants Knight to keep operating Death Row under Chapter 11 reorganization, he wants to liquidate his publishing rights, pay off the creditors, and shut down Death Row Records.

“I want to take care of the creditors. I’m saying I don’t want to keep living in the past, with the negativity,” Knight said.

“My approach to music now is different. I’m not Delores Tucker, but you do have to be careful what you say, we shouldn’t be constantly feeding negative energy to these kids,” he said. “You can get rich with the devil’s money, but you can only be happy with God’s money.”

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Woops, I have no idea how I let these pictures slip by me (especailly the last one), but better late than never. Here’s Maggie Q looking like a million bucks at the 15th annual ESPY Awards. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her look better than she does here, and that’s mainly due to the fact that she’s wearing an ultra-skin tight dress… which she should think about wearing 24/7.

Here’s Keeley Hazell at the London premiere of the Simpsons Movie, and as you can see, she’s standing next to a Simpsonized version of herself. A hot Simpsonized version of herself I should say. If there was one babe on the planet that could make Ned Flanders use the lords name in vain, it would be Keeley. Smoking!

Katharine McPhee, along with the sexiest pair of legs on the planet, showed up at MTV’s TRL again. I’m not sure what it is about TRL, but she seems to be on it quite often. And when she’s on, she looks amazing. Then again, when doesn’t she? Hey, anything that gets her to show off her legs is cool with me.

It’s a sad day here at Hollywood Tuna after witnessing these new Heather Locklear beach photos. Age is slowly catching up to Heather, and it’s really too bad. You see, I’ve always had a crush on her, and was hoping she’d never grow old. Unfortunately, none of us can fight the inevitable, not even Heather Locklear. It was a valiant effort though. She almost pulled it off.

Lindsay Lohan was arrested in the Los Angeles area early on Tuesday on suspicion of drunken driving and cocaine possession, just days after she completed a 45-day rehabilitation program, authorities said. The 21-year-old star of “Mean Girls” — already facing a drunken-driving charge following a car crash in Beverly Hills two months ago — was pulled over in the coastal city of Santa Monica shortly after midnight. Police said they had received a report of a car chase and that Lohan and two companions were in the pursuing vehicle. A police spokesman said he believed the people in the two cars knew each other. Lohan was taken into custody after failing a field sobriety test. Police said she registered a blood-alcohol level of about 0.12, well above the California limit of 0.08. Lohan was booked on suspicion of drunken driving, possession of cocaine, bringing a controlled substance into custody and driving on a suspended license.
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Well, this would be shocking news if everyone actually believed that Lindsay Lohan was clean and sober after her rehab stint. I don’t really care if she does drugs or is an alcoholic. Like I’ve said before the only thing I care about are Lindsay Lohan’s breasts. However, when people go behind the wheel intoxicated that pisses me off. It’s irresponsible and selfish. Anyway, I have a feeling that like Paris Hilton, Lindsay will be behind bars pretty soon but don’t worry about her; it’s the new cool thing to do for young Hollywood.

For more info and latest developments check out TMZ.com