Madonna’s rep says photo was ‘touched up’
August 6th, 2008
Madonna’s publicist is claiming the pictures of Madonna looking like emaciated shit were doctored. She says Madonna was looking as radiant as ever just days before. And by radiant I mean a fucking mutant. People reports:
“I just think the photographer got a bad shot of her or it was touched up to make her look bad,” says her rep Liz Rosenberg. “I saw Madonna two days before at her rehearsal and she looked amazing – glowing skin and working really hard on her show.”
Hmm, if Madonna’s rep says she looked amazing just two days earlier, what the hell happened? I mean, besides the obvious which is Madonna died, and they’re keeping her alive ala Weekend at Bernie’s. Hey, it works for the Olsen twins…
Yanks Land Pudge
August 6th, 2008
In a surprise move as the trade deadline approached Brian Cashman and the New York Yankees acquired Ivan “Pudge” Rodriguez from the Detroit Tigers for right-handed reliever Kyle Farnsworth. Rodriguez fills an offensive void in the Yankees lineup that was created when Jorge Posada went down with a shoulder injury earlier in the season and will now have surgery making him unavailable this season. Rodriguez is batting .295 with 5 homers and 32 RBIs, but aside from that he is excellent behind the plate defensively and will be a nice addition for the Yankees stretch run. He will join the team today and should be in the lineup when they start a 4 game series against the AL Best Angeles at the Stadium.
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Start Slide Show with PicLens Lite Carmen Electra Bikini Pics
August 6th, 2008
Here are some pics of Carmen Electra in a bikini at the DKNY beach house. I almost forgot we were in summer.
The 2006 Miss Hawaiian Tropic Boliva
August 6th, 2008
Sure I get it. Just another Miss Hawaiian Tropic contest that we can simply add to the well here. But it’s not so much that it’s Miss Hawaiian Tropic. It’s that it was in Boliva. It’s that all these chicks are Latinas. It’s that all of them can dance.
It’s that all of them get oiled up. It’s the fact that they all also got completely liquored up after the event. It’s just all these things that make anything non American having to do with women an amazing thing. Can you imagine going out and getting trashed with these chicks?
You’d be surprised how the fact they’re hot would mean absolutely nothing once the alcohol sets in. You know the best thing to do with models? Call them fat. Seriously.
Get them so insecure that they have no choice but to constantly seek your approval. Take that all the way into the bedroom. “You’re blowjob skills are embarrassing and they make you fat.”
Pictures uploaded by Mr.G2P
The Miami Cheerleaders are Today’s “How’s the View” Girls
August 6th, 2008
Click on the photo to see the rest of the photoshoot.
It must be nice to be a cheerleader in the NFL. You get to play with big burly men’s minds, dance for a living, and get paid to look good in a bikini. Ooohhh. It’s hard work. Whatever dude. You just look wonderful and keep looking wonderful.
Enjoy the rest of the view
Life’s a Beach, Get all Sandy and Oily
August 6th, 2008
Whoever took these pictures is both A. Awesome and B. A complete and total skeezball. But I’m not saying I don’t appreciate the effort. There’s nothing like seeing asses oiled up and hoping you could be that guy who just says “How about I just go down on you right now?”
I’ve always wanted to do that. Reality states that “any girl when asked to have her hoo hoo eaten by a strange man on the beach will automatically refuse. The odds are about 1 in a 1000 that she says yes.”
Well then that solves it. I will go up to 1000 girls on a beach asking the “go down on you” question. It’s all about the numbers baby.
Damn I love oil.
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Rachel Starr and Dianna Doll are Today’s “How’s the View” Girls
August 6th, 2008
Click on the photo to view these two get friendly
I have nothing to say right now. Nothing at all. Just watching these two enjoying themselves has put me at a loss for words at the moment.
Enjoy the rest of the view
Jenna might be pregnant
August 6th, 2008
Prepare yourself for the coming of the Anti-Christ — retired porn star Jenna Jameson is pregnant. Ew. Page Six says
The porn queen is pregnant with the baby of her boyfriend, UFC champ Tito Ortiz. Jameson miscarried during her marriage to Jay Grdina, whom she divorced in 2006. She also once failed with in vitro.
It’s a good thing uteruses don’t come with a self-destruct button, because Jenna’s womb has done everything short of blowing her ovaries like a Palestinian’s backpack to keep her from procreating. I’d also like to point out that there’s a pretty good chance the devil is involved if you can still gestate a fetus after “Cum One, Cum All” and “Krystal Method.” I wouldn’t be surprised if the baby came out with a tail speaking Latin and summoning hell’s dark army.
Start Slide Show with PicLens Lite Anderson Cooper lays the smackdown
August 6th, 2008
Anderson Cooper was guest host this morning on "Regis and Kelly" and during a conversation about reality TV, he took a pretty awesome shot at Dina and Ali Lohan. He said:
"Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60… I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, i don’t know."
Hahahahaha, you suck Ali. But of course Dina had to comment when asked about it by OK:
"People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him."
Ohh. Zing. Good one. You know OK was stifling their laughter when they asked Dina the question. You might as well ask a catfish a question. Because of course Anderson is right. This entire family sucks. They should be flattered he even knows who they are. The next time he mentions her it will be because the Jonas Brothers ignore her at a party and then she has one of her "accidents" with a razor.
Start Slide Show with PicLens Lite Dear God, this nation is screwed
August 5th, 2008
Ali Lohan accidentally auditioned for porn director
August 5th, 2008
Ali Lohan is trying to start an acting career just like her big sister Lindsay. In her haste to get on the silver screen and fund her mother’s gin addiction, Ali attended a casting call for porn director Peter Davy. Granted, he’s getting ready to shoot a mainstream horror film that doesn’t make the situation any less sad and hilarious. TMZ reports:
Ali Lohan’s rep tells us the girl had no idea that Peter Davy was behind such classics as “Breast Wishes 14″ and “Bun Busters 12.” Sources tell us the meeting was actually set up by Ali’s agent.
Dina Lohan is, of course, feigning outrage for the press, but behind closed doors, it’s a different story: “Ali, I know you’re your own person, but Lindsay - God, I miss that little coke mule - would’ve lied about her age and knocked out the rent for mommy. I’m just sayin’.”
A-Rod to Cynthia Rodriguez: Remember that prenup you signed…
August 5th, 2008
New York Yankee Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez’s lawyers responded to Cynthia Rodriguez’s divorce petition today. Cynthia was asking for “the couple’s $12 million waterfront estate and ‘equitable distribution’ of all assets acquired during the marriage.” Except she signed a prenup which A-Rod is sticking to. He’s also pushing to have allegations of extramarital affairs stricken from the record because Florida is a no-fault divorce state making the claims “immaterial and impertinent.” Also, he doesn’t want it legally documented that he banged Madonna. NY Daily News reports:
Rodriguez, whose 10-year, $275 million contract with the Yankees makes him baseball’s highest-paid player, says several times in the response he wants the prenup enforced.
“Husband denies any duty to support wife beyond those obligations specifically set out in the parties’ prenuptial agreement,” the papers say. What those terms are wasn’t immediately known, but apparently they don’t suit Cynthia. If he has to go to court to fight her challenge to the prenup and wins, he says he’s entitled to recover from his wife any “reasonable attorney’s fees and costs” he incurs.
It sounds like A-Rod doesn’t fuck around. Not counting all those strippers and the Crypt Keeper.
BRUCE WILLIS IS HELPFUL
August 5th, 2008
It's been pretty hot in SoCal lately, so Bruce Willis was nice enough to dump a bottle of water on some paparazzi as they followed him around yesterday. It’s important to stay hydrated. That guy could have very well died if not for Bruce’s quick thinking. I hope that guy at least offered to reimburse Bruce for his water. It's just the right thing to do.
ANGELINA JOLIE AS CATWOMAN?
August 5th, 2008
For like 12 house the greatest rumor in the world is that Angelina Jolie is after the role of Catwoman in the third Batman movie, who some say will be called "Gotham", from director Chris Nolan. The Telegraph UK says…
The actress, who gave birth to twins earlier this month, is reported to have already made enquiries with film executives about playing the part. Julie Newmar, who played the feline villain in the 1960s Batman television series, said Jolie would make a fantastic Catwoman should the character be reprised. Ms Newmar, 74, said: "Angelina would own the part. My industry friends tell me she has already made enquiries about the role. I can understand how it would pique her interest. Catwoman is Batman's one true love."
Unfortunately I don’t think there’s an ounce of validity to this. I'm sure Julie Newmar is a very nice woman but she's not really in a postion to get this kind of information. A third script, and as of now it’s not even definite there will be one from Nolan, is years from being completed, and there’s no telling what direction it might take. But of course Jolie would be perfect. I think a good idea for the movie would be one where Catwoman, I don't know, steals some diamonds or some shit, and then masturbates in the shower for two hours to unwind. The End.
TOM CRUISE IS IN TROUBLE
August 5th, 2008
The New York Daily News says today that Tom Cruise has been named in a $250 million federal lawsuit against the Church of Scientology. Hahahaha, you suck Tom Cruise. Goofy bastard. THE NYDN says…
Ex-Scientologist Peter Letterese, a longtime critic of the church, filed suit in Southern District Court in Florida on July 15 alleging, among other things, that members of the church harassed him after he left.
In court papers provided to The News by investigator Paul Barresi, Letterese claims a member of the church phoned his lawyer at home, and when the lawyer's wife answered, said he was her husband's homosexual lover.
Letterese calls the church a "crime syndicate" and wants it broken up under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization law, just as the feds have broken up Mafia families.
He singles out Cruise, who's made no secret of his religion, saying that Scientology head David Miscavage is "aided and abetted by the actions of Tom Cruise, his right-hand man for foreign and domestic promotion, as well as for foreign and domestic lobbying. He has assisted the syndicate in acquiring funds and [made] his own donations of money believed to be in the multiple tens of millions of dollars."
This guy is crazy. Scientology is legit. I took their personality test one time and it turns out I like to have fun. And I thought about it and they were right. Just a week earlier I had hit my thumb with a hammer and I didn’t care for that at all. How did Scientology know?!?!?! Here’s some money, tell me more!!!
